The bin men are coming today

They’ll take any rubbish that we throw away

But we could get a fine that we’ll have to pay

If it’s not in the right box, blue, green or grey

Is it food in the blue?

I’ll have to ask Kay

‘Cause I’m sure that the bin men are coming today.

I look down the lane, are there other bins out

Yes there’s one, and another, there can’t be a doubt

A neighbour appears and lets out a shout

“The bin men are coming today”

The bins are all straight

The lids are all closed

They’re perfectly clean

Just recently hosed.

They can’t fault the turnout

No matter which way…

What’s that Kay’s saying about a Bank Holiday?

John Game,

(via email).